29 July, 2017

Vegan's wet dream

I once observed a vegan girl under the effects of anesthesia. The doctor had decided that she would have her arm reset, so he put her under. Laughing, deliriously, she said, 'I love butter so much! I want butter. I want to jump off the Eiffel Tower, into a pool of butter. I want to go zip-lining off of the Eiffel Tower, and I want to go canoeing in the lake of butter underneath!' The rest of people observing were laughing too as she hadn't eaten butter in years.